Roast Score
10/ 100
I've seen better-designed websites from a middle schooler's MySpace page.
💀Why It Stinks
- •There's more blank space on this page than a blank check to a failed startup.
- •Your Meta Description is a glorious 404 – it's like you're screaming 'I have no idea what I'm doing!'.
- •I counted three seconds waiting for content – that's longer than a Tinder date with a catfish.
- •Where's the call to action? Asking for a friend, but I think it's hiding under the carpet.
- •Your page title says 'AliaExpress', but I think that's the name of the delivery person who dropped off your failed dreams.
💡Suggestions
- •Try loading content, it's like a party trick and I want to see more!
- •Consider adding some actual text – preferably not the kind that makes my eyes water.
- •Swap out that bland logo for one that doesn't make me wonder if your website is actually a malware site.
- •Invest in some decent UI design – it's time to stop relying on Google Image Search for inspiration.
- •If you're offering no free trial or demo, maybe consider adding a 'Buy Now' button – or at least a 'Please, for the love of God, hire a designer' button.