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Roast Score

25/ 100

This landing page is a hot mess, folks. It's like being punched in the gut, but with more font sizes.

💀Why It Stinks

  • •I'm starting to think 'Crash Calculator' is just a placeholder for a Google search bar. Try harder, folks!
  • •Why so many H2 headings? Did you forget that fewer headings means more focus?
  • •The text sample is like a hostage situation - 'we'll match you with the inverse ETF that fits — instantly' feels like a ransom demand
  • •Your design choices are as predictable as a stock market downturn – it's all just too... safe
  • •The meta description is just a regurgitation of the page title. Get creative, or get lost in the void

💡Suggestions

  • •Try rewriting this page as if you were explaining short selling to a 10-year-old. You know, to make it less terrifying
  • •Add a countdown timer to your CTA, but only if it's actually going to count down to something. Otherwise, just stop
  • •Please, for the love of all things good and holy, add some actual testimonials or social proof. Your users are screaming inside
  • •Pricing section? Check. Free trial? Nope. Guess you're just trying to sell them the whole 'Crash Calculator' package
  • •Next time, consider hiring a design student who's still learning – at least they'll bring some fresh (albeit questionable) ideas to the table