Roast Score
25/ 100
This landing page is a hot mess, folks. It's like being punched in the gut, but with more font sizes.
💀Why It Stinks
- •I'm starting to think 'Crash Calculator' is just a placeholder for a Google search bar. Try harder, folks!
- •Why so many H2 headings? Did you forget that fewer headings means more focus?
- •The text sample is like a hostage situation - 'we'll match you with the inverse ETF that fits — instantly' feels like a ransom demand
- •Your design choices are as predictable as a stock market downturn – it's all just too... safe
- •The meta description is just a regurgitation of the page title. Get creative, or get lost in the void
💡Suggestions
- •Try rewriting this page as if you were explaining short selling to a 10-year-old. You know, to make it less terrifying
- •Add a countdown timer to your CTA, but only if it's actually going to count down to something. Otherwise, just stop
- •Please, for the love of all things good and holy, add some actual testimonials or social proof. Your users are screaming inside
- •Pricing section? Check. Free trial? Nope. Guess you're just trying to sell them the whole 'Crash Calculator' package
- •Next time, consider hiring a design student who's still learning – at least they'll bring some fresh (albeit questionable) ideas to the table