Roast Score
25/ 100
It's like someone threw a box of stale crayons at a canvas and hoped for a masterpiece – you get a mess, but also a glimpse of potential.
💀Why It Stinks
- •The word 'I BUILD' is a perfect example of a title that says 'I' instead of 'WE' – it's like your ego is already on the about page.
- •The H2 headings read like a cryptic message from a mysterious cult leader – 'THE WORK, UNFILTERED' – sounds like a podcast that's actually a recruitment tool.
- •Your navigation items are just a laundry list of what sounds like a messy personal blog, mixed with some corporate speak, with a dash of confusion.
- •The use of 'napkin sketch' to describe a design process is a beautiful example of code-speak for 'I have a vague idea but no actual expertise'.
- •Your free trial CTA is literally the same button text as your 'Say hello' button – which one am I supposed to click to get started?
💡Suggestions
- •Try using a single, consistent design language – or just use canva.com's 'web page' template and be done with it.
- •Replace the entire site with a beautifully minimal 'coming soon' page and just delete this mess.
- •Take every page on this site, read it out loud, and then imagine your grandma's face when you finish – that's the tone you're going for.
- •Invest in some actual writing, proofreading, and editing – or just have a high schooler do it for you, we won't judge.
- •Add a 'what is full-stack engineering?' popup to your site – because, honestly, I have no idea what 'FULL STACK DEVELOPER & SYSTEMS ENGINEER' means.