Roast Score
15/ 100
This website is the definition of laziness. It's like watching paint dry while simultaneously being hit in the face with a wet sponge. I've seen more excitement at a funeral.
💀Why It Stinks
- •I'm not sure what's more concerning: the complete lack of a call-to-action or the fact that the page is so empty it feels like a hostage situation.
- •If '222 likes' is a metric of success, you're doing worse than a high school cafeteria's Facebook page.
- •When the only 'testimonials' are from people with 1-5 words in their name, I'm pretty sure those aren't even actual human beings.
- •If I had to guess, I'd say the 'pricing section' was created by someone who's never actually used a website before.
- •I've seen more 'social proof' on a coupon for a 2-for-1 taco offer.
💡Suggestions
- •Consider hiring a UX designer who's had their soul crushed by the industry, because that's the only way they'll understand your vision.
- •Add some whitespace – or better yet, just delete half the page and call it a 'minimalist aesthetic'.
- •If you can't afford a real CTA button, use a Post-It note and a Sharpie; it's a small price to pay for not losing potential customers.
- •Your website looks like it was built by a middle schooler's coding club – consider taking some pointers from, oh, I don't know, a professional website designer or something.
- •Try to find someone to say something nice about your website – I'm willing to bet you could find a homeless person who'd give you a better review than this.