Roast Score
12/ 100
Oh joy, another website that screams 'we have no idea what we're doing, but we'll throw some emojis at it and hope for the best'.
💀Why It Stinks
- •I've seen more exciting things in a kindergarten art project
- •The meta description is literally a summary of the entire page, so I'm not even sure what's supposed to be 'meta' about it
- •There's no CTA, so I guess you're just hoping people magically join up
- •Pricing and pricing plans? More like 'we have no idea how much things cost' and 'just buy us a beer'
- •Testimonials are about as authentic as a fake smile on a Times Square billboard
💡Suggestions
- •For the love of all things good and holy, please hire someone with some actual design skills
- •If you're going to have a '1 free trial' offer, make sure it's actually free and not just a thinly veiled 'subscribe now, peasant'
- •I'm pretty sure the only thing more painful than this website is watching paint dry, so... just do that instead
- •If you want people to trust you, maybe don't have a 'FAQ' section that just says 'we have a FAQ but it's not here'
- •If you can't even be bothered to put a phone number on your website, how do you expect to sell anything?