Roast Score
30/ 100
Reason Digital's landing page is a masterclass in how to make a website that's as exciting as watching paint dry while simultaneously begging for attention by screaming 'LOOK AT US, WE'RE CHANGEMAKERS!'. The sad part is, I think I've seen more compelling content on a dentist's website.
💀Why It Stinks
- •The opening line 'Solving problems that actually matter' sounds like a hostage note from a tech startup - 'We'll fix your problems if you pay us a gazillion dollars!'
- •The hero section looks like someone Photoshopped a sad cat and wrote 'We're digital' on it
- •I'm pretty sure the navigation menu was designed by a committee of uncles trying to find their way back to the couch
- •The services text sounds like it was written by an AI generated by a 'Write Something About Digital Services' prompt on Medium
- •The 'How we can help' section looks like I accidentally clicked on a Wikipedia article about digital strategy
💡Suggestions
- •If you want to make a website about changing lives, maybe include some actual stories about changing lives - preferably not just screenshots of your Instagram feed
- •Consider renaming your services text to 'Things We Pretend To Understand But Actually Don't'
- •Add some animations that make the website dance to distract from the fact that there's no actual content
- •Replace the team section with a video of your developers playing FIFA while pretending to be 'From the team'
- •Just for kicks, add a countdown timer to when your website will finally load its content