Roast Score
12/ 100
I just spent 30 seconds looking at this website and I'm already regretting it. It's like being trapped in a never-ending nightmare of confusion and boredom.
💀Why It Stinks
- •There's no H1, because clearly, they don't have a clear message to convey (or maybe they just can't be bothered)
- •The navigation is as elusive as a needle in a haystack, and the haystack is on fire
- •The button that's supposed to drive conversions is nowhere to be found, because who needs conversions, anyway?
- •The text to screen ratio is so low, I almost needed binoculars to read the headings (if there were any)
- •A website with nothing but an empty space where the testimonials should be is like a party without any guests – just awkward, awkward, silence
💡Suggestions
- •Get a designer who's still in elementary school to make it look like a middle schooler designed it, or at least have some fun with the design
- •Replace the current CTA with a 'click here to be sad about how little content there is' button
- •If you're going to have a 'best execution' claim, you'd better have some proof (I mean, a real proof, not just 'powered by Hyperliquid' – that's just marketing speak)
- •If you want to be the 'best,' then the 'best' should have a 'Best Practices' section on how to trade, powered by actual experts, not just some 'Hyperliquid' magic
- •The FAQs page should be a minimum of 100 pages long, and the questions should be so trivial that they'd only make sense to a grandma who still uses a flip phone