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Roast Score

30/ 100

This landing page is a hot mess of a dumpster fire, and I'm not exactly sure what 'editorial direction' you're trying to achieve here. Can I get a refund for the 30 seconds I just wasted?

💀Why It Stinks

  • •This navigation menu looks like it was hastily thrown together by a committee of middle schoolers.
  • •The meta description is more like a Google search query than a compelling summary - 'Hey, let's write a sentence that would be typed into Google!'?
  • •The text sample is trying to be witty, but it sounds like a parody of a clickbait article.
  • •I see at least 3 different fonts in use here. Is this a font- experiment or a cry for help?
  • •The CTA buttons are a mess - why are there so many?! Can't you see I'm trying to 'Submit' my sanity here?

💡Suggestions

  • •Start by getting a professional to look at your website - someone with a functioning eye, preferably.
  • •Consider using a design style guide to keep things consistent. Or just a guide to keeping things 'not this chaotic'.
  • •For the love of all things holy, pick a font and stick with it. Or better yet, just use Comic Sans and get it over with.
  • •Simplify your CTA buttons. We're not trying to win awards for 'Most Creative Button Layout'.
  • •If you're going to have a section on 'Our Authors,' at least make sure the author pictures don't look like they were taken by a 2001-era camera phone.