Roast Score
15/ 100
This landing page is a masterclass in how to make a viewer's eyes water, a brain bleed, and a faint scent of desperation waft through the air.
💀Why It Stinks
- •The CTA 'Get Started' is repeated not once, not twice, but thrice – I think the devs got lost in a loop and couldn't decide which one to keep.
- •The only review you could find is a glowing testimonial from the developer's mom, which is not exactly a compelling sales tactic.
- •The navigation is so sparse, I'm starting to think it's a parody of a website – 'Welcome to Vantive, where we have less than 10 links to click on!'.
💡Suggestions
- •Invest in a decent UI designer or, better yet, ask your grandma to help you pick some colors.
- •Consider rewriting the H1 headline to 'We're Vantive – We're Still Trying to Figure This Whole Web Development Thing Out'
- •Add a FAQ section and answer the number one question: 'Is this website a joke and am I being punk'd?'